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Top 9 Things I’ve Heard on "Cops" That I’ve Also Said To My Toddler

So Kevin came across this over the weekend and I felt that it was too funny, yet very true so I just have to share it!

Top 9 Things I’ve Heard on “Cops” That I’ve Also Said To My Toddler

#9 “Stop resisting!”
#8 “What are you hiding in your mouth? Spit it out!”
#7 “Do you have anything in your pockets I should know about?”
#6 “Don’t make me chase you!”
#5 “How many bottles have you had this morning?”
#4 “No, the flower bed is NOT a public bathroom.”
#3 “Can you even walk a straight line?”
#2 “How can you not remember the name of the kid who ‘lent’ you his car?”
#1 “Think hard: Do you remember where you left your pants?”

Nick Mom

 

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